Upstairs, downstairs

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She may have servants at home, but this is a different kettle of fish altogether. I feel sorry for Shilpa, because she is completely powerless to do anything about the privileged position that has been forced upon her!

All credit to Jade Goody. For she not only feels embarrassed about the Celebrity Big Brother task in which she is the unwilling centre of attention, but she is also deeply embarrassed by the behaviour of her mother, Jackiey. Plus, she has shown the dumb courage to ask Jermaine Jackson the questions we all wanted to know the answers to, but couldn't bring ourselves to propose... just how is Michael coping after all that bad stuff?

The "celebrities" may not be A- (or even C-) list, but it's testament to Big Brother's evil genius that this series is shaping up to be better than ever. The fact that two people have had to walk away already proves that this social experiment should prove fascinating viewing. Bring on Jade's gran.

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