One extreme to the other
In the words of Peter, Paul and Mary, "God send a fire, not a flood next time". I left work this evening to find a massive plume of smoke rising over the city... and coming from the direction of Gatecrasher.
Apparently, the building has now collapsed, so that rules out any nights out there over summer. Gatecrasher One becomes Gatecrasher None (and the door to various other jokes including references to Burning Down The House, a fire in the disco! and, of course, Disco Inferno swings wide open...).