Jog on
I feel I should contribute more to this blog, especially after events like this one at work today.
Woman runs into store. Shouts:
"Excuse me, does anyone in here have a silver Rover parked on the hill outside the greengrocers?"
Woman at checkout tentatively raises her hand:
"Er, yes me"
First woman, absolutely deadpan:
"It's just that you left the handbrake off and it nearly caused a major accident."
Woman at checkout drops shopping on counter to run out...
"Oh my-"
First woman, cool as you like:
"It's OK, there's no rush, someone's put bricks under the wheels."
Both women leave the store together.
First woman:
"A jogger stopped it, he noticed it rolling as he ran past..."
Woman runs into store. Shouts:
"Excuse me, does anyone in here have a silver Rover parked on the hill outside the greengrocers?"
Woman at checkout tentatively raises her hand:
"Er, yes me"
First woman, absolutely deadpan:
"It's just that you left the handbrake off and it nearly caused a major accident."
Woman at checkout drops shopping on counter to run out...
"Oh my-"
First woman, cool as you like:
"It's OK, there's no rush, someone's put bricks under the wheels."
Both women leave the store together.
First woman:
"A jogger stopped it, he noticed it rolling as he ran past..."
