Ariel
This is absolutely genuine: found while flicking though the brand-new copy of Ariel I've just bought from Blackwell's (£8.99 no less), an inspirational message on a post-it note. Stuck over a poem called "The Rival", it reads:
“If you don't have a clue about life, then I'm happy-happy-happy to say... NEITHER HAVE I!!!”
I don't know if it was left for someone else to find, or if someone's just been leaving strange messages in rather difficult poetry books, but it's strangely topical. Either way I think I'll leave it in.