The Apprentice: divide and conquer

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This week, it was the united and rejuvenated boys team who were victorious in Sir Alan's latest task to help him choose an apprentice. It was a remarkable transformation following the apparently seismic divide (between "prince and pauper") that led to their defeat in week one: amazingly, that's all been put aside and it's the girls who are at loggerheads with each other.

This week's team leader Jenny (pictured, left) is probably one of the ugliest people you're ever likely to meet, and she's got a personality demeanour to match. Not only was she bad at running the team, she was incredibly rude, unbelievably arrogant, and reduced poor Lucinda (right) to tears. Plus, her quotation on The Apprentice's website doesn't make sense. (It's "If you’re sitting on the fence, you’re taking up too much space".)

I must admit to having a little bit of a soft spot for Luce (the one who refuses to dress in business-like monochrome) because despite the slightly maverick appearance, she's incredibly eloquent and very often right. Shazia, the other candidate called back into the boardroom was desperately unlucky to get the boot: not only was she one of the most helpful members of the team, but her biggest crime was following the orders she was given by ugly Jenny!

Highlights of the week:
▫ "1,000 pillowcases? That'll be £4,999 please."
▫ The girls' team descending into a full-blown argument in the boardroom
▫ Margaret Mountford's looks of despair

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